An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.
Episodes
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
S2 E21: The Beast Of Bodmin Moor
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss releasing animals into the wild, how little we know about europe, and a big ass cat known as The Beast of Bodmin Moor. This "beast" is pretty much just a panther, but in a place where it has no business, Europe. Though official reports maintain that "No verifiable evidence for the presence of a 'big cat' was found" there has been no shortage of sightings adding credibility to these creatures. And with recent, well documented, big cat escapes in the area, this podcaster subscribes to the belief that a particular person plotted this European panther population expansion project. So grab your phantom wild cat repellent spray, and your anti-alien big cat abduction undergarments, its time for another episode of Counting Cryptids
AKA Jellicle Cats
Links:
- Main Image,
- Felicity The Puma,
- Flaviu,
- Puma prints in Bodmin, 1997,
- Peterson Prints, 2016,
- Carole Desforges Photo,
- YouTube video from Paranormal Reality "Big Cat Sightings The Beast Of Bodmin",
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
S2 E20: Fresno Nightcrawlers
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss the pride of promenading pants, the sashaying spectral slacks, the tangential traveling trousers themselves, that's right, it's the Fresno Nightcrawlers. In 2007 (or was it in 2010? 2011? Maybe the 90's?) surveillance footage captured strange entities crossing a man's yard. The entities, though quite recognizable, don't actually resemble a living creature, instead they just look like pants. It's ghost pants people. Step in, suit up, and give that zipper one final tug, as we saunter through this bonus episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA The Obligatory "Sorry We Missed a Week" Episode
Links:
- Main Image,
- 1st Video (Jose's House),
- 2nd Video (Yosemite),
- Wood Statue Things That Aren't Related At All,
- 3rd Video (Poland),
- Dobby Video,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
S2 E19: The Djinn
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss the almighty djinn. One of the most powerful beings that has yet to grace our notes, the djinn are an Islamic race of spiritual beings. While their motives may very, invisibility, shape-shifting, and possession, are standard practice in djinn. While they possess many supernatural abilities, they are humbled by their earthly needs for sustenance, reproduction, and religion. To make matters worse, the djinn can sense when you are thinking about them, and in return can focus on you and take advantage of you when you become venerable, with that being said, if you are in a less than ideal place in your life right now, maybe hold off on this episode for a while. But if you're up for it, grab your lamps and get ready to rub out another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Whoops
Links:
- Main Image,
- Mysterious Universe Article: "Strange Military Encounters with the Jinn" by Brent Swancer,
- Your Ghost Stories Article: "Evil Jinn",
- “Jinn Possession” and Delirious Mania in a Pakistani Woman,
- *Trigger Warning* Video: RUQYA IN LONDON | A JINN OUT OF CONTROL,
- * Trigger Warning* The 13th Floor Article: Exorcist Claims This Footage Shows a Woman Possessed by Demonic “Jinn”,
- The Unbelievable Podcast - Episode #134 The Almighty Djinn,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
S2 E18: The Beast of Busco
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss CC merch, our own strange shared experience, and a tremendous turtle that transformed a town. In the late 1940's a large turtle was spotted in a small "lake" in Indiana. The turtle, later named Oscar, resembled an alligator snapping turtle, which had no business being there, as the species was thought to have been extirpated from the area. Furthermore, Oscar was estimated to be more than twice the size of the largest documented alligator snapper. As news of this record breaking reptilian began to spread, large crowds began to form on the shores of this small town, and the owner of the property prepared for a plunge. Did locals actually witness a turtle the size of a car? Or could a thicc turtle simply have been transformed into yet another fisherman's tale? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we roll up our pant legs and wade through the murky waters of uncertainty, in another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Turtle Talk
Links:
- Main Image,
- Link to Nash Hoover's Chasing Legends page,
- Photo of Turtle Trap,
- Photo of Diver,
- Photo of Onlookers,
- CRUNCH, the Alligator Snapping Turtle,
- Alligator Snapping Turtle Care Guide,
- Photo of Giant Goldfish,
- Photo of Old Turtle Bone,
- Brave Wilderness | CRAZY Alligator Snapping Turtle Bite!,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
S2 E17: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the first ever Cryptid Games™. Connor will kick things off with a thick splash by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations of his mind. After all of the information is presented, Jacob will have to guess which one of the cryptids Connor made up (the lie). We also discuss some recent news that is directly related to past episodes. If you play along from home, be sure to let us know how you did over on social media! And as always, Stay Grey.
AKA Where is our Domino's Sponsorship?
Links:
- I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator,
- Pine Barrens Institute: User Submitted Cryptid Sighting: Bunyip,
- Macrocilix,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
S2 E16: Insectoids
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We wrap up our extraterrestrial stint with the creepy-crawlies of the cosmos, Insectoids. As the name would suggest, these beings resemble earthly insects with humanoid features, most commonly portrayed as a 7-foot tall praying mantis. From being the subject of the finest of art, to setting off the Spanish inquisition, and even being cucked in the corner, there really is no limit to the number of honey pots these beings have their hand-like appendages in. This episode includes a conversation about the revolutionary artist, David Huggins. Huggins creates works of art depicting his erotic extraterrestrial experiences, most of which are paintings of him fucking aliens (and some are even a little more kinky). Needless to say, these images are not safe for work, minors, or really just anyone if we're being perfectly honest, so explore the links below at your own discretion, and remember to "Stay Grey".
AKA Incognito Browser, Engaged
Links:
- Main Image,
- Huggins Image from IG poll (SAFE-ish),
- Huggins Image That Connor Compaired to an Ewok (SAFE),
- Huggins' Painting "Coming Through" [NSFW],
- Huggin's Painting "Unexpected Guest" [NSFW],
- Huggins' Painting "Nursing Lesson" [REALLYNSFW],
- The Unbelievable Podcast (rip),
- Richard Boylan's Website,
- Alien Alley Website,
- Kaminoan (Star Wars Race),
- Facebook Event: Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
S2 E15: Reptilians
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We continue to spit a bunch of shit about aliens. This time, the reptilians. Tall, scaly, and smelly, these entities are malicious, power hungry, and will stop at nothing to manipulate the human race into doing their bidding. Popularized by celebrity conspiracy theorist David Icke in the 90's, who was actively racing to ruin his own career, Icke proposed that these Reptilian Humanoids had been controlling humanity since the dawn of time. The internet has since run wild with this theory, exposing many celebrities, and nearly every politician, as a so-called "lizard person". While these claims may seem like a reach at first, and the "Reptilian Elite" may not be the first conclusion you jump to, much of the video evidence is enough to leave you scratching your head. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we make our way through another hot, mildly acidic, episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Scaly men
Links:
- Main Image,
- Herbert Schirmer Drawing,
- Herbert Schirmer article,
- The Atlantic: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government,
- Washington Post: ‘I am not a lizard’: Mark Zuckerberg is latest celebrity asked about reptilian conspiracy,
- The Ohio State University: The Psychology of Extraordinary Beliefs: The World Is Controlled by a Group of Elite Reptiles,
- Justin Bieber Reptilian Video,
- Hillary Clinton Coughing up Slime Ball,
- REPTILIAN MILEY CYRUS BLINKING SIDEWAYS EXPOSED,
- SciShow Space Video: Life on a Donut Planet,
- Facebook Event: Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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