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An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.

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August 14, 2019

S2 E14: Pleiadians

  S2 E14: Pleiadians

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We continue along the extraterrestrial train, stopping in the Pleiades star cluster, to discuss the Pleiadians. These beings are said to be nearly identical to humans, with the main differences being that they are significantly more attractive, and a little bit taller. Typically being described as "Nordic looking". Unlike most of the things we talk about on the show, the Pleiadians are a kind-hearted, spiritual race, whose mission on Earth is largely that of goodwill. The kind nature of these beings has left their message susceptible to some woo-woo, New Age plunderers, taking advantage of desperate, or naive, individuals for financial gain, with claims of a higher purpose. All hippies aside, there is some strange cases of missing time, metal fragments, and even an interrupted news broadcast. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we ascend to higher planes of podcasting, in another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Hear now the voice of Vrillon

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July 31, 2019

S2 E13: The Greys

  S2 E13: The Greys

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We continue to loosen the definition of the word "cryptid" as we discuss the archetypal extraterrestrials affectionately known as The Greys. The Greys are a race of short-statured extraterrestrial beings with large eyes and bulbous heads who are, you guessed it, grey in color. Encounters with these entities are mostly benevolent, but sometimes can be a little more probing. Assuming most everyone is familiar with these creatures, this episode is more story heavy, with such classics as, The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction story, The Disappearance of Travis Walton, and Phil Schneider's The Great Split. And if that wasn't enough, we've also included a comprehensive overview of "how to know if you have already been abducted by an alien". This value-packed episode is sure to quench your thirst for extraterrestrial trash talk. So come wet that whistle Cryptid Counters, as we dive into another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Paul

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July 17, 2019

S2 E12: Area 51

  S2 E12: Area 51

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We take a step back from cryptids and explore another mysterious topic, Area 51. Recently a Facebook event was created, detailing "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens." But that is far from the beginning of the so called "Groom Lake Facility". Built in the 1950's for Black Projects (development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems), the facility wasn't officially confirmed until June 2013, under a Freedom of Information Act request. In the late 80's, a man by the name of Bob Lazar came forward claiming to have been employed at a facility called "S-4", roughly 8 miles from Area 51, reverse engineering advanced technology. He claims that the craft that he worked on was not from earth, and was extraterrestrial. Lazar describe 9 different crafts seen at the facility, and claims briefing documents stated the craft came from a planet in the Zeta Reticuli star system called ZR-3. Lazar's credentials are soon brought into question as his alleged past is erased. His Masters from MIT, and Cal Tech, his employment history, and even his birth certificate, all disappeared. Lazar's story, coupled with countless UFO sightings in the area, have made the public suspicious of the area for decades, prompting the current movement scheduled for September 2019. Is Lazar telling the truth? Was the United States Government actually attempting to reverse engineer extraterrestrial technology? And how many of the almost 2 million "attending" will actually show? Join us, Cryptid Counters, in a desperate attempt for more downloads on another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA All Your Base Are Belong To Us

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