An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.
Episodes
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
S3 E11: The Dullahan
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss an Irish fairy known as the Dullahan. Better known as the Headless Horseman, this creature appears as, well, a headless horseman.. Clever names aside, this thing really is quite bad ass, from his black horse with flaming nostrils, to his whip made of a human spine. The Dullahan always gets its victim. Those unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of him riding through the night are said to have their eyes whipped out, or he just splashes a basin of blood in your face. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we trot through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA The Hunchback of Sleepy Hollow
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Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
S3 E10: The Enfield Horror
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a man with a mystical name, way too much about kangaroos, and the entity known as the Enfield Horror. The Enfield Horror, or Enfield Monster, was a strange, three-legged creature, the large red eyes, sighted in southern Illinois in the Spring of 1973. The creature, while frightening in appearance, did little more than destroy a pair of shoes, and maybe a small bit of property damage. Though it never harmed anyone, every media outlet, and amateur monster hunter within 100 miles came through the town, with hopes of catching a glimpse of the creature. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we hop our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Not Episode #69
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- Main Image,
- Alleged Photo of the McDaniel House,
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Wednesday May 20, 2020
Wednesday May 20, 2020
S3 E9: The Green Children of Woolpit
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss extraterrestrials, reincarnation, and two strange green children. The children, a girl, her brother, spoke an unknown language, wore unfamiliar clothing, and had green colored skin. The children eventually assimilated and even learned English, when asked where they had come from, it was revealed that they had come from a subterranean place known St. Martin’s Land. Were the children actual interterrestrials, or is the answer something more depressing? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we speculate beyond space and time in another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Flemish not Finnish
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- Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
- Main Image,
- Duncan Lunan on The Higherside Chats,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday May 07, 2020
Thursday May 07, 2020
S3 E8: Kentucky Goblins
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss the meeting between a backwoods family reunion and a dozen little green men. After being tormented by these beings for hours, the families call in back up in the way of local law enforcement. Was there too much moonshine? Did some monkeys escape from the circus? Who knows, but what we do know is that we can talk about Pokemon all episode.
AKA Sableye
Links:
- Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
- Main Image,
- The Unbelievable Podcast Episode 158,
- KET "Little Green Men In Kelly, Kentucky",
- Great Horned Owl Image,
- Foxfire fungus Image,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
S3 E7: Amabiko
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a Japanese water spirit known as Amabiko. The Amabiko appear in the oceans of Japan, warning of impending disaster. It was said that using its image would help save those who looked upon it. Drawings were made and widely distributed across the region. The images vary in appearance from ape-like, cephalopod-like, and even bird-like, and even takes the form of inanimate objects. And strangely, they have three legs. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we wade through yet another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Sort of a Mermaid?
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- Main Image,
- Amabie Image,
- Cephalopod-like Image,
- Daruma Doll,
- Modern Depictions,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday Apr 09, 2020
Thursday Apr 09, 2020
S3 E6: Pascagoula Abduction
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a bizarre extraterrestrial encounter that occurred in 1970's Mississippi. The story is based around the shared experience of two shipyard workers, 42 year old Charles Hickson, and 19 year old Calvin Parker. The two were fishing along the banks of the Pascagoula River after work on the 11th of October 1973 when they heard a "whizzing sound" from above. Suddenly, an oval shaped craft appeared in front of them, hovering about 2 feet off the ground. Out of the craft emerged three humanoid beings each standing about 5 feet tall, with pink-ish/gray skin, lobster claw-like hands, and only one leg. In the years following, more detail emerged, as more witnesses came forward, making this even harder to judge heads from tails. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we slur our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Crab People
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- Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
- Main Image,
- Creature Sketch,
- Craft Sketch,
- Official Keesler Field UFO Interrogation of Hickson & Parker,
- Photo of Charles and Calvin,
- Crab Trap w/ Lights,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
S3 E5: Kushtaka / The Alaskan Otter Man
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a 7 foot tall, bipedal, shape-shifting, otter-man know as the Kushtaka. Native to Alaska, the Kushtaka can be heard mimic distressed cries of a human, luring its victims to their graves. Alternatively, the Kushtaka have been known to save many from freezing to death by changing them into a kushtaka and bringing them to their den. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we wade our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
AKA Snoop Dogg’s boogeyman – Sneaks into your house to steal your kush. Like a crack head tooth fairy.
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- Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
- Main Image,
- "The Strangest Story Ever Told" by Harry D. Clop,
- EsoterX article: “The Fearsome Alaskan Tlingit Kushtaka: If it’s not One Thing, it’s an Otter”,
- Facebook Group,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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