An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.
Episodes
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Friday Sep 25, 2020
S3 E18: The Jersey Devil
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss the bizarre events surrounding the creature known as the Jersey Devil.
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Friday Sep 25, 2020
Friday Sep 25, 2020
S3 E16: The Zanfretta Encounters
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We discuss a bizarre series of encounters experienced by one unlucky man in the late 70's.
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Friday Sep 11, 2020
Friday Sep 11, 2020
Episode #69: Spectrophilia
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We set out to record a Succubus episode, which very quickly descended into the madness that you are about to download. This episode is notably NSFW, so listen at your own discretion!
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Friday Aug 14, 2020
Friday Aug 14, 2020
S3 E15: Grafton Monster
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
Remember that one monster in Fallout 76? Yeah, we didn't play that game either. But, this episode revolves around the 9 foot tall hairless humanoid that inspired a portion of Bethesda's 2018 RPG. Was it just a monster pushing around a handcart loaded with boxes? Or was it really an alien that was dropped off by UFO's? Fuck if we know but we'll sit here and talk your ear off for about an hour. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Stay safe and keep counting cryptids!
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
S3 E14: Ozark Howler
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a large cat-like creature the known as the Ozark Howler. This thicc boy has glowing red eyes, horns, sounds like a combination of a wolf howl an elk bugle and the laugh of a hyena, and is as big as a bear. This creature is surrounded in mystery, from modern day news reports, to historic battles with folk heroes, and even presidential conspiracies. Perhaps all is not as it appears at first glance. So join us Cryptid Counter, as we briskly walk through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
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- Main Image,
- Black Shuck Episode,
- The Ozark Howler and the Black Dogs of Death,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
S3 E13: Con Rit & The Many-Finned Sea Serpent
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a monstrous aquatic centipede known as the Con Rit. This behemoth is said to be 60 feet in length, 3 feet wide, and has an exoskeleton as strong as metal. Little else is know about this monstrous creature, other than its corpse sticks to high hell. The waters are further muddied when not so similar accounts are attributed to this creature, when maybe it is actually a different creature altogether. So join us cryptid counter, as we talk a lot about bugs and fish..
AKA Mostly Talking About Oarfish
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- Oarfish On It's Side,
- Sketch of Princess Sighting,
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Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
S3 E12: Men in Black
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We dip our toes into the legend of the Men in Black. The MIB are mysterious organization of men who wear black suites and show up to interrogate, intimidate, and silence UFO and extraterrestrial experiencers. They walk in shadows, move in silence, guard against extraterrestrial violence, or just harass people who have already been through hell. Will Smith Jokes aside, people have actually been visited by these so called MIB for nearly a century, and still there is very little known about them and their mysterious organization. Are they simply government workers trying to keep up with an ever expanding queue? Could they just be shape-shifters being shitty? Or do the Men in Black have extraterrestrial origins themselves? Join us cryptid counter, do what we say, that's they way we kick it D'ya know what I mean, I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya.
AKA Saw somethin' strange, watch your back 'Cause you never quite know where the MIB's is at
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- Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
- Main Image,
- Dr. Herbert Hopkins Interview,
- Shane Sovar 2008 Hotel Footage Photo,
- Counting Cryptids Merch
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